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Little Billy's Got a Secret.

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Christmas has come at last for Little Billy. Will he get everything he's asked for?

Little Billy's father has secrets of his own. The Black Friday deals were just too good to pass up, and he hit the stores with a vengeance. But his past has come back to haunt him.

Now, as the presents are being unwrapped, so, too, are the skeletons in the closet. Who will survive? Who will ask for a gift reciept? And what is it, exactly, that Little Billy got for his father?

There's only one way to find out my friends. But be forewarned, some things can not be unseen...


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Comments (21)

On January 14, 2009 Unregistered CommenterTHIS AUTHOR IS A RETARD said:

STUPID. THIS IS DUMB. MOST DUMB ASS STUPID SHIT EVER.

On January 14, 2009 Unregistered CommenterShakespeare said:

I agree. If you pricketh it, does not it bleed stank-comedy?

On January 14, 2009 Unregistered Commenteryour mom said:

your mom is dumb, can't believe he hit that dude with a sledgehammer! haha

On January 14, 2009 Unregistered CommenterObamaGirl said:

I hate when people don't include gift receipts. You know it's a re-gift :(

On January 14, 2009 Unregistered CommenterGift the Keeps on Giving said:

The worst thing I ever got for Christmas was herpes.

On January 14, 2009 Unregistered CommenterWal-Mart Greeter said:

my mom always said if i didn't grow a pair everybody was gonna walk all over me!

On January 14, 2009 Unregistered CommenterRimshot said:

Bah-dum-ching!

On January 15, 2009 Unregistered CommenterGOD HIMSELF said:

FAIL

On January 15, 2009 Unregistered CommenterDB's Treasure tells you to fuck off said:

You suck, cum dumpster.

On January 15, 2009 Unregistered CommenterYour Mom's Box said:

Go fuck yourself you fucking piece of shit I hope you and your whole family gets AIDS and then gets hit by a bus crossing the street but not dead, just barely alive and while you're in the hospital I hope it catches on fire and you burn to death you fucking piece of spamming shit p.s. I fucked your mom and dead grandma.

On January 15, 2009 Unregistered CommenterBERT said:

...i thought it was pretty good?

On January 15, 2009 Unregistered CommenterDB's Treasure tells you to fuck off said:

BERT from CH?

BERT!!!

On January 15, 2009 Unregistered CommenterLUCKY 13 said:

lil billy needz sum haircutz!!! lol

On January 15, 2009 Unregistered Commenterlucy said:

funny shit dude

On January 16, 2009 Unregistered Commenteryer consush said:

you know that dude at walmart died right?

On January 16, 2009 Unregistered CommenterEatMyCock said:

@ObamaGirl

I don't give gift receipts and I never re-gift. Looks like your shitty, materialistic theory has some holes in it you dumb cunt.

On January 16, 2009 Unregistered Commenterbig billy said:

i pee the bed!!!

On January 16, 2009 Unregistered CommenterKyle said:

I thought that was pretty funny..."I punched a baby in the face and claimed 3 false dependants on my tax returns" hahahah

On January 23, 2009 Unregistered CommenterDillon said:

Be there real soon gang.

On January 26, 2009 Unregistered Commenterdickburger said:

Mmm-Mmm!

On March 28, 2009 Unregistered CommenterRaiulBaztepo said:

Hello!
Very Interesting post! Thank you for such interesting resource!
PS: Sorry for my bad english, I'v just started to learn this language ;)
See you!
Your, Raiul Baztepo

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