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Joaquin Phoenix Stole My Beard!

Celebrities can be inconsiderate douche bags. Like this dude, lives his entire life looking like a bum and then one day -- BOOM! -- suddenly he's a famous bum. And all because some celebrity douche bag decided to not shower for a couple months.

Life's a bitch. This dude knows all about it...


Comments (8)

On April 28, 2009 Unregistered Commenterjoaquin pheonix said:

*indecipherable rapping*

On April 28, 2009 Unregistered Commenterjohnny cash's ghost said:

walk the line...

to a barber.

On April 28, 2009 Unregistered CommenterDICKLICKR said:

UR GAY!

On April 28, 2009 Unregistered Commentersamantha20008 said:

and yet your the one with the SN "dick licker"

On April 28, 2009 Unregistered CommenterA stuffy english dude said:

your = possessive
you're = you are
UR = inbred idiot

On April 29, 2009 Unregistered Commentersuck a dick said:

kiss me arse english cigarette!

On June 11, 2009 Unregistered Commenterbill said:

you guys should submit this to www.joaqdoc.com

On September 1, 2009 Unregistered CommenterBill Bartmann said:

Great site...keep up the good work.

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