Digital Funtown

Organic Groov music is organic, which in musical terms means original, fresh, raw and unadulterated music produced in front of live audiences. Management at Organic Groov is sure that once listeners are familiar with 'live' vs. 'processed' music, their musical tastes will change to 'organic' music produced live and unprocessed by studio mastering. Now it's time to get your “groove” on. Some of the best Smooth Jazz and Neo-Soul Chicago has to offer is at your finger-tips, brought to you live via Chicago's hottest, and only, Smooth Jazz nightclub -- CloseUp 2. CloseUp 2 offers live Smooth Jazz four nights a week, but lucky for you, the cool-livin' players over at DigitalFuntown are breaking you off a piece weekly, in eye-popping High Definition. Best of all, it's free. Tune in for the set, stay for the Artist Interview. Broaden your musical horizons and expand your mind, but most importantly relax, and chill on this Organic Groov.

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I pity the unlucky su-mu-mu-bitch that crosses Billy Ray Cyrus's brood! Especially his sweet, money-makin' daughter, Miley.

 

This little kid should have known better. With all the fancy technology, you'd think kids today would have a little more advanced set of survival skills. Or, at least, that they'd have Googled "How to not open the door for fuming celebrity dads and their killer vendetta".

 

All I know is, if your last name is Jonas, you'd better be looking over your shoulder approximately every 30 seconds. Because when Billy Ray strikes, it's quick and brutal. Ain't no amount of martial arts lessons that'll defend from this Southern Kung-Fu!

 

Believe it, you su-mu-mu-bitch!... And DUCK!

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Damn, you think you got it hard??? Try being an out-of-work, anything-goes porn star like Donald Ballsack! You think you got roommate drama??? Try having roommate drama while being an out-of-work, anything-goes porn star like Donald Ballsack! You think you haven't payed rent in a hot minute??? Try not paying rent for three months like an out-of-work, anything-goes porn star like Donald Ballsack!

...or better yet, don't.

Save yourself the heartache, pearl necklaces, and monthly STD-checkups, my friends, and just watch a video about what it's like to be an out-of-work, anything-goes porn star like Donald Ballsack instead...

Times are tough for everyone. The housing market has sunk, your credit's in the shitter, and Wall Street is smellin' more like Ball Street. (As in "not pleasant", you nasty bastard!)

 

But for every Joe Schmoe that can't make the rent, there are three cock/anal/vag-hungry porn stars struggling to get a little facial time in an already brutal industry. But while these adult stars continue to seek any professional opening that will have them, the work is steadily slipping away to non-paying fields. Like amateur upskirt videos of your cheating ex-girlfriend (Revenge is sweet!) or the bajillions of trillobytes of FREE INTERNET PORN that litters your internet browser history.

 

That's why "Hustler" founder Larry Flint and "Girls Gone Wild" guru Joe Francis headed up to Capitol Hill to ask Uncle Sam to chip in a little bit, instead of just bootlegging it off of Pornotube like always does, that cheap bastard...

 

Will they get the money they ask for? Will the frigid old Senator broad ever give it up? Can Donald Ballsack pull out the proverbial MONEYBALL with his career before his roommate Gary snaps???

 

These questions and more, my friends, await you below...