Digital Funtown

Celebrities can be inconsiderate douche bags. Like this dude, lives his entire life looking like a bum and then one day -- BOOM! -- suddenly he's a famous bum. And all because some celebrity douche bag decided to not shower for a couple months.

Life's a bitch. This dude knows all about it...

I pity the unlucky su-mu-mu-bitch that crosses Billy Ray Cyrus's brood! Especially his sweet, money-makin' daughter, Miley.

This little kid should have known better. With all the fancy technology, you'd think kids today would have a little more advanced set of survival skills. Or, at least, that they'd have Googled "How to not open the door for fuming celebrity dads and their killer vendetta".

All I know is, if your last name is Jonas, you'd better be looking over your shoulder approximately every 30 seconds. Because when Billy Ray strikes, it's quick and brutal. Ain't no amount of martial arts lessons that'll defend from this Southern Kung-Fu!

Believe it, you su-mu-mu-bitch!... And DUCK!

Christmas has come at last for Little Billy. Will he get everything he's asked for?

Little Billy's father has secrets of his own. The Black Friday deals were just too good to pass up, and he hit the stores with a vengeance. But his past has come back to haunt him.

Now, as the presents are being unwrapped, so, too, are the skeletons in the closet. Who will survive? Who will ask for a gift reciept? And what is it, exactly, that Little Billy got for his father?

There's only one way to find out my friends. But be forewarned, some things can not be unseen...